Sorry, I just couldn't help it. As (normal) humans we have to maintain a certain level of insanity, therefore I am just contributing to the society. Here it goes:

1. Accidentally lock your car key in your car: Call your family members at home and call them to press the spare remote at home and just aim your mobile phone on your car.
2. Check for faulty microwave: Put a mobile phone inside your microwave and give it a ring. The oven is designed to keep microwaves in, so if it rings, you may well be leaking waves all over the place, and should get it checked. There is a small gap for waves to escape, but it should at least dramatically limit the signal.
3. Start training for the mobile phone throwing world championships in Sweden. This started in 2000, and marks are awarded for distance and creative choreography. 95.53m is the unofficial world record, thrown in England in 2007. The minimum weight is 220 grams, so don’t try and throw one lighter than this, as that would just be silly.

Source: 2dayBlog